The Ten Commandments of Off-Roading

The Ten Commandments of Off-Roading

1. You shall take no other group before Houston Area Off-Road Association.

 2. You shall not worship your vehicles, but the fun of Off-Roading.

 3. You shall not take the name of Houston Area Off-Road Association in vain.

4. Remember the Meetup Days, and keep them on your calendars.

 5. Honor your engine and your tires.

6. You shall not pass up a fellow off-roader in despair.

7. You shall not commit adultery (by driving a Hummer).

8. You shall not steal another man's wife or beer.

9. You shall not bear false witness to the game warden.

10. You shall not covet your fellow off-roader's wife, nor his vehicle, nor his dog, nor his beer, nor his winch.

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